LOS ANGELES - Sources close to Kim Kardashian have reported that her butt will not stop growing. In recent months the reality TV star and tabloid darling has experimented with a number of diets that will help her butt grow and finally found one that will provide her with the indeterminate butt growth she desires. According to her publicist, Kim is on an ideal diet in which all of her caloric intake goes directly to her butt. When asked about the diet, Kim had this to say, "I just want to be able to provide the tabloids with excellent ground-breaking stories every week. If my butt continues to grow, then they will always have an opportunity for quality reporting." Kardashian and fiance Kanye West recently added an addition to their Bel Air mansion for the future growth of Kim's butt. "The addition to the mansion as well as the butt," says West, "is really something we're doing to show our appreciation to the tabloids." West's butt aspirations for Kim aren't purely philanthropic, as he went on to say, "I mean, I gotta be honest. This isn't completely charitable because you know what I like the most about Kim? That fat ass! Well actually it's that she's the mother of my baby, next it's her personality, after that, I like her ambition. I also think she's really pretty, but after those things, IT'S THAT FAT ASS!" Kim stated that she hopes someday her butt will be large enough that a forklift will have to follow her behind wherever she goes.
At 33, Kardashian is not at the ideal age for butt growth. Doctors believe that planned butt growth for a woman is best in their twenties and complications may occur for older women. This problem is all too familiar for American Idol judge and longtime Kardashian friend Jennifer Lopez, "I get what Kim is going through and I understand the need for this diet. As women age, it just becomes harder and harder to maintain continual butt growth." In recent months a number of female celebrities are taking on butt diets in order to provide the tabloids with amazing news stories. Lopez went on to say, "This is a plight that all women go through. Hollywood and the media have unattainable butt standards. Finding the right butt diet is crucial to providing the media with excellent stories, week in and week out." Kardashian hopes that her diet will empower everyday women, and cautioned that having the support of her fiance, friends like Lopez, as well as a team of dietitians and doctors have made it considerably easier for her to stick to her rigorous butt diet. She does worry that everyday women without her resources may struggle to grow their butts at first, however, as with any diet, she recommends gradual nutritional changes for a healthy rump.
At 33, Kardashian is not at the ideal age for butt growth. Doctors believe that planned butt growth for a woman is best in their twenties and complications may occur for older women. This problem is all too familiar for American Idol judge and longtime Kardashian friend Jennifer Lopez, "I get what Kim is going through and I understand the need for this diet. As women age, it just becomes harder and harder to maintain continual butt growth." In recent months a number of female celebrities are taking on butt diets in order to provide the tabloids with amazing news stories. Lopez went on to say, "This is a plight that all women go through. Hollywood and the media have unattainable butt standards. Finding the right butt diet is crucial to providing the media with excellent stories, week in and week out." Kardashian hopes that her diet will empower everyday women, and cautioned that having the support of her fiance, friends like Lopez, as well as a team of dietitians and doctors have made it considerably easier for her to stick to her rigorous butt diet. She does worry that everyday women without her resources may struggle to grow their butts at first, however, as with any diet, she recommends gradual nutritional changes for a healthy rump.