Dear American Spririts,
I just wanted to take a quick sec and write to you about your cigarettes. Let me tell you, never in my life have I been so proud to be a smoker! American tobacco, grown on American soil, that's how everything should be. I don't want my cigarettes rolled up by someone who don't salute the red, white and blue, whose name I can't pronounce, someone who pees on their hands when they go to the bathroom. That's not the good folks who built this country. I want my cigarette habit to happen organically here in the good ole' US of A and thanks to the folks at American Spirits I can finally do that. I only wish I had been introduced to your cigarette sooner. Cause I been a smoker for goin' on about thirty years now and only just found out about your organically grown, one hundred percent American cigarettes! You see I've been on a bit of a health kick lately. I been eatin' a lot of fruit seein' as how my wife Louise keeps tellin me, "Harold ya gotta eat more fruit!" I said, you know what? "That's a good idea. Maybe I should also smoke cigarettes that are healthy for me too." After seein' your add in my fishin' magazine, I found that you guys grow organic cigarettes, a safer, healthier cigarette.
I have to admit, all this time I thought those granola crunchin', hippies were just talkin' about fruit and veggies and I couldn't believe when they got smokin' banned from Ed's Bar, my favorite bar in town. I mean it's like they're tryin' to take away our freedoms. This ain't one of those dang oil countries. This is America. I said, "Hey what the hell? They're trying to take away our freedoms!" Louise and I went down and protested right in front of Ed's. We made up some signs that said, "HEY! DON'T TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS!" It turns out people thought Ed's was tryin' to take away our freedoms and they banned smokin' in Ed's and all the restaurant's and bars in town. I could not believe my eyes and ears. But it got me to thinkin'. Is smokin' really that bad for you? So I got on the world wide internet. And you know what? Smokin', when used properly, can actually kill people! I thought to myself, "I gotta find me a new type of cigarette." Like I said, I saw your add in my fishin' magazine and said, "Oh these are organic cigarettes. Just like the fruits and veggies." I made the switch right away. It's given me piece of mind to know I can smoke as much as I want too now and not have to worry about the side effects that them other cigarettes cause. So from the bottom of my heart (and lungs!) Thank y'all.
Sincerely,
Harold Grissett
I just wanted to take a quick sec and write to you about your cigarettes. Let me tell you, never in my life have I been so proud to be a smoker! American tobacco, grown on American soil, that's how everything should be. I don't want my cigarettes rolled up by someone who don't salute the red, white and blue, whose name I can't pronounce, someone who pees on their hands when they go to the bathroom. That's not the good folks who built this country. I want my cigarette habit to happen organically here in the good ole' US of A and thanks to the folks at American Spirits I can finally do that. I only wish I had been introduced to your cigarette sooner. Cause I been a smoker for goin' on about thirty years now and only just found out about your organically grown, one hundred percent American cigarettes! You see I've been on a bit of a health kick lately. I been eatin' a lot of fruit seein' as how my wife Louise keeps tellin me, "Harold ya gotta eat more fruit!" I said, you know what? "That's a good idea. Maybe I should also smoke cigarettes that are healthy for me too." After seein' your add in my fishin' magazine, I found that you guys grow organic cigarettes, a safer, healthier cigarette.
I have to admit, all this time I thought those granola crunchin', hippies were just talkin' about fruit and veggies and I couldn't believe when they got smokin' banned from Ed's Bar, my favorite bar in town. I mean it's like they're tryin' to take away our freedoms. This ain't one of those dang oil countries. This is America. I said, "Hey what the hell? They're trying to take away our freedoms!" Louise and I went down and protested right in front of Ed's. We made up some signs that said, "HEY! DON'T TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS!" It turns out people thought Ed's was tryin' to take away our freedoms and they banned smokin' in Ed's and all the restaurant's and bars in town. I could not believe my eyes and ears. But it got me to thinkin'. Is smokin' really that bad for you? So I got on the world wide internet. And you know what? Smokin', when used properly, can actually kill people! I thought to myself, "I gotta find me a new type of cigarette." Like I said, I saw your add in my fishin' magazine and said, "Oh these are organic cigarettes. Just like the fruits and veggies." I made the switch right away. It's given me piece of mind to know I can smoke as much as I want too now and not have to worry about the side effects that them other cigarettes cause. So from the bottom of my heart (and lungs!) Thank y'all.
Sincerely,
Harold Grissett
