Who is Kyle Martin?

I'm Kyle Martin. I'm not a chef and I have no culinary training or background to speak of. I have never taken a cooking class, however my first job was at McDonalds. I only worked the register, but did invent my own technique for making McFlurry's that I felt left people more satisfied. I also dropped and salted fries, so maybe that counts for something. I gave my girlfriend a gift certificate for a "Couples cooking class of her choice" for her birthday. We have yet to take a class, but I want to make sure you know I'm the type of guy that gives my girlfriend gifts. While I haven't had anyone teach me how to cook, I have watched countless episodes of Iron Chef, Top Chef, and have also spent hours upon hours staring at Gina DeLaurentiis's cleavage while she stirred marinara sauce (pre-girlfriend). 

I am a stand up comedian and as a result I've eaten tons of shitty food. For the past five years my diet consisted primarily of ramen noodle, PB & J and grilled cheese as well as an assortment of meals created at gas stations and convenience stores. I like delicious, well made food, but when it comes to stuffing my face shitty food is my passion. This website is a product of that passion.

Find out even more about me and my comedy through my other website: www.kylemartincomedy.com