Hi,
Thanks for visiting my new, cooler, website. Please take a look around. If you have a suggestion for a dish you would like to see please send me a message in the contact section.
For the past ten to twenty years food culture has exploded. We have more knowledge of healthy eating, super foods, organic foods, cooking techniques, etc. than ever thanks to thousands of TV shows, websites, blogs and YouTube videos from whoever wants to create them. I think that's a good thing, but some people have become real assholes about it. We get it. You think you're better than us because you, "Took a mixology class and use the mortar and pestle to extract hidden flavors." Please just give me a drink. I'm just trying to forget that the dream isn't working out. You're better than us because you, "Shipped tiles over from Italy for your brick oven." Pretty cool Marco Polo. That doesn't mean you should charge me $35 for a cheese pizza. I'm very drunk and last I checked it's still bread, tomatoes, and cheese right? You're better than us because you, "Only use Fair trade coffee beans from the Amazonian rain forest." Dude, I'm hungover and you're making me want to punch you. These people are everywhere. I'm really tired of pretending that I care while some waiter with a liberal arts degree explains the journey of my food and why rendered pork fat is so amazing.
The point of this website is to show you how to impress your asshole friends with your shitty food by making it pretentious.
Thanks for visiting my new, cooler, website. Please take a look around. If you have a suggestion for a dish you would like to see please send me a message in the contact section.
For the past ten to twenty years food culture has exploded. We have more knowledge of healthy eating, super foods, organic foods, cooking techniques, etc. than ever thanks to thousands of TV shows, websites, blogs and YouTube videos from whoever wants to create them. I think that's a good thing, but some people have become real assholes about it. We get it. You think you're better than us because you, "Took a mixology class and use the mortar and pestle to extract hidden flavors." Please just give me a drink. I'm just trying to forget that the dream isn't working out. You're better than us because you, "Shipped tiles over from Italy for your brick oven." Pretty cool Marco Polo. That doesn't mean you should charge me $35 for a cheese pizza. I'm very drunk and last I checked it's still bread, tomatoes, and cheese right? You're better than us because you, "Only use Fair trade coffee beans from the Amazonian rain forest." Dude, I'm hungover and you're making me want to punch you. These people are everywhere. I'm really tired of pretending that I care while some waiter with a liberal arts degree explains the journey of my food and why rendered pork fat is so amazing.
The point of this website is to show you how to impress your asshole friends with your shitty food by making it pretentious.
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